Friday, October 7, 2011

HellO GhontU !!

Scene 1 [ LighT mUsic , glasseS KissiN BottleS and enuf light to see her Eyes smile - apparently some ReSto-Pub]

Prabhu : "Aur doston, kaisa chal raha hai sab?"
Me to Giant : "No shit, go and talk to her. She's been checking you out."
Giant : "Abbe yaar, Kya bolun jaake ? Looks Hot." [that grin on his face]
Me : "Look man - watever you say, don't shit her you have friends abroad - FXG and AXXo"

[Laugh roUnD d teaM - Giant ,PuchKi , PusPn , GotiYA , SacCHu ,PraBhu, SurD , N.BaKshi , Rovy, DeV , DeeP , RanJu ,The GurLS from D Medic team(still dunnO their Names),Shona nd Me. ]

Puchki : HunH !! rehne de.. Ye bada Battamiz Hai, ise pata hi nahi larkiyon se kya bolna chahiye ya nahi . [ StarIghT Face]
Me : Kyun usne tereko kYa bola ? [ThinKing - Aaj Sab yehI pe kaise aa gaye]
Puchki: Baad mein bataungi !!
GianT : " i like kritika"
Me : "Whu ?" [PuchKi :O]
GianT : ur batch mate"
Me: hain... wo kahan mili ?
Giant: "sapno mein milti hai..oh kudi mujhe sapno mein milti hai"

[ All - Bass, shuru Ho gaya ; Surd putting down his car keys on d table. Prabhu sitting 'muu fulake' being completely ignored for his question.]

Scene 2 [ Conference room @ Innodata ]

PusPn,GotiYA,Rovy,DeV,DeeP,RanJu & Me: "Sirr, Nayi Gaddi ..... Partyy"
SurD : "De hi toh Raha Huun ... [Giggles:but smile hidden behind the Mousch nd BearD"]
Dev to Surd : " Sir, 2 din ke jagah pure hafte ki hi chutti dilwa do. Sabka mann hota hai Diwali mein ghar jaane ka"
Surd :[Smile on his face] Hmmm!!
Dev : Bade din ho gaye Papa se mile,, unko toh pata hi nahi main kahan hota huun.. Ikbaar 4 mahine jail mein tha,, kisiko pata hi nahi tha ghar mein - baad mein Papa ko pata chal gaya tha ke maine wahan kisike ghar ke gate pe BomB foda tha !!"
Prabhu : "Tum log samjhte nahi ho , unlogo ko hrs ka batana hota hisaab dena padta hai naa. We are 70 hrs short this week. Aur jaldi jaldi aaya karo, tumlog late hote ho toh 1 ghanta toh waisei chala jata hai naa"
SaccHu to Pushpn : "When do you leave from home? you have to reach by 10. 10am is pretty decent time. Dont give me any excuse"
Prabhu: "We are doing a good job but it is not upto the mark. We have-to improve on few things so that they will not have any complaints."
Ranju to Prabhu : [Combing his hair with fingers] Sirr ! i cannot understand what is you are saying!! "

[ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL]

Scene 3 [ Someplace]

Shona : "Ki KorChi?".
Me : Dimaag kharab kar dia aaj.
Shona : "Kya hai!! jab dekho chide rehte ho tum apne Prabhu se."
Me : "U kno him. Jab dekho bolta rehta hai. Babblu seems all exited today"
Puchki : "Ur friend has no sense at all" [ Me thinking - ye kahan se aa gyi firse? ]

Scene 4 [ Transitioned to Resto again ]

Shona : "Kaun?"
Giant : " just bought fzs yahama ..bkack green color n got laptop from office"
Shona : " Waooww,, thats nice!! I am thinking of a change too."
Puchki to Shona : "Hey I have a opening at my place"
Giant " Aur kuch loge tum log? Kuch lete hai naa" [ gulpIng in d kebabs]
Shona to Me : "You want some choc Pasta ? "
Me to Shona : "That Travel History receipe? "
Shona : " he he he .. u saw that?"

Scene 5 [ All of sudden back to office desk ]

GotiyA to Me : Gmorning sir. Aaj kya karna hai ?
Me : "Abhi Facebooking karo, dekhta huun."
Ranju to Me : "Sir, ik baat karni thi aapse. kal ke liye sorry sir. Aage se mistake nahi hoga aisa. Maine kia toh tha par pata nahi kaise change ho gaya."
Me to Ranju : " Accha naa. Ro mat. aage se thik kario. Bsss.."
Prabhu : " Aaj doston bade kaam aaye hai. 3 QA aur baaki Updates. I dont think there will be any other problem. We shud be able to finish well before time."
Ranju to Prabhu : [Combing his hair with fingers] Sirr ! i cannot understand what is you are saying!! "


[ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL]

EyeS opend with a smile after scene 6 which I shudn't mention I guess :)

DreamS - a collection of reality \m/

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